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Lucky Sock Publishing

Books for Children

Hey kids - big and small! We like stuff that makes us giggle. So, here's some jokes for you, to make you giggle too! If you know a funny sock joke, send it in to us! We just might publish it! :)

Why did the golfer bring an extra sock to the game?

(In case he got a hole in one!)

What ancient sock was a famous Greek philosopher?

(Sockrates!)

What color socks do bears wear?

(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)

What famous Native American sock led explorers Lewis and Clark along the Oregon Trail?

(Sockagawea!)

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

(So his feet wouldn't fall asleep!)

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?

(Arrrrrrgyle!)

What did the sock say when it found a hole in its toe?

(Darn it!)